NY TIMES RUNS LEAKED STORY ABOUT LITTLE KNOWN  GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED PROJECT. PUBLIC OUTCRY AND RENEWED CALL FOR SUBPOENAS TO DISCOVER WHO LEAKED THE DATA TO THE TIMES.

By Larf

  tHE NUG HAS LEARNED THE IDENTITY OF  HIGH RANKING SAN FRANCISCO OFFICIALS THAT FALSIFIED INFORMATION AND ENDAGERED THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS OF GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED VOLUNTEERS BY RELEASING IT TO THE TIMES.

    T. WADE RANDETT, PRESIDENT OF THE SFSOS, "FISHERMANS WARF(PSEUDONYM) IS A TOURISM ATTRACTION..." (AND NOW THANKS TO T. WADE RANDETT, ITS A TERRORIST ATTRACTION AS WELL).

  RANDETT THEN MAKES OUTLANDISH CLAIMS SAYING wE (THE PEOPLE OF SAN FRANCISCO) ARE AGAINST THE ORGANIZATION DESPITE OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE OF SUPPORT AND PATRIOTISM IN FAVOR OF THE MEASURE, THEN GOES ON TO SAY THAT THE CITY IS  ESSENTIALLY CRAWLING WITH THESE INSTUTIONS WHEN IN FACT, wE LEARNED THE  SF BUFFALO POPULATION ALMOST OUTNUMBERS THEM.

    A CONCERNED CITIZEN REMARKS, "THREE STRIKES AND YOURE OUT, MR. RANDETT. I CALL ON YOU TO RESIGN FOR THESE FALSEHOODS AND CALL ON THE PRESIDENT TO INDIGHT ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BREACH OF SECURITY."

  aNOTHER PERSON NAMED IN THE LEAK WAS e.n. mOORE,  CALLED FOR, IN WHAT SEEMED TO ECHO FROM 1960'S ALABAMA, SHE SAID, "I DREAD MY      SON GOING ANYWHERE NEAR iT... ANYONE WITH A MODICUM OF SENSE SAYS THIS IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE LOCATION." BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT THE ISSUE IS, MISS MOORE, ON.  THOSE WITH ONLY A MODICUM OF SENSE ALSO BELIEVE SEGRAGATION IS APPROPRIATE, AND LABOTOMY PATIENTS AREN'T AWARE THAT SAN FRANCISCO HAS THE LOWEST CHILD POPULATION IN THE COUNTRY. WE MAY DREAD OUR CHILDREN EATING KNIVES BUT IT DOESNT TAKE A PLETHORA OF INTELLIGENCE TO TEACH THEM THAT NOT ALL SHINY OBJECTS TASTE GOOD.  OR THAT THEY CAN BE NICE TO THE KID IN SCHOOL WITH TURRETS, DESPITE HIS NOVELTY AND MODICUM OF DIFFERENCE FROM THE HERD.

   THE IGNORANCE DOES NOT STOP THERE, SADLY.  tHE TOWN cANNER, COMMERCIAL AND RESIDENTIAL MEGAPLEX OWNER, CHRISTOPHER MARTIN, SAID THE NEW ARRIVALS TO NOT FIT IN TO HIS PLANS OF  A WARF ARISTOCRACY. "wE ARE TRYING TO BUILD A MORE UPSCALE...STABLE COMMUNITY."  IS IT JUST ME OR DOES TRYING TO BUILD A STABLE COMMUNITY IN WHAT MAY BE THE MOST SEISMICALLY VOLATILE,  EARTHQUAKE PRONE, LANDFILL IN THE WORLD STABLE SEEM CRAZY?  mARTIN THEN TRAILS OFF ON AN INSANE DIATRIBE, CONTRADICTING HIMSELF THEN CALLING FOR THE PATIENTS, INCLUDING DISABLED VETERANS, BE DEPORTED TO A MORE TUCKED AWAY LOCATION... I GUESS WAR HEROES WITH MISSING ARMS DONT BUY MANY OF HIS TWO HANDED CAN OPENERS, AND PROBABLY DEEMED USETTLING TO HIS CLIENTELLE OF BOURGEOISIE.

tONY aCCARDO CALLS THEM RIFFRAFF BUT AT THE SAME TIME  SAYING PEOPLE ARE LARGELY UNBOTHERED BY AND ARE UNAWARE OF THEIR PRESENCE- ...OR WERE UNAWARE UNTIL IT WAS LEAKED TO THE TIMES UNDER FALSE PRETENSES.

july 3, 2006