LIFE INSURANCE POLICIES, CREMATIONS, AND  CONFLICTING  REPORTS ON THE CAUSE OF DEATH HAVE MORE THAN JUST THE USUAL CONSPIRACY THEORISTS AND GOVERNMENT SKEPTICS ASKING,

WHERE DOES KENNETH LAY?

"HE(LAY)  EMBEZZLED HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND KEPT IT HIDDEN FOR YEARS. HE WAS IN BED WITH THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT AND  THE BIGGEST CRIMINALS IN THE OFFSHORE, MONEY LAUNDERING UNDERBELLY. IF LAY DECIDED HE WANTED TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY RATHER THEN GO TO PRISON FOR LIFE, HE HAD THE MEANS TO ACCOMPLISH IT.

 IF THEY CLAIM TO CREMATE HIM AND SCATTER THE ASHES ILL BE CONVINCED HE'S ALIVE"

-V. OUGOU,  DATA ANALYST / MONEY LAUNDERING EXPERT, QUOTED THE MORNING LAY WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD.

  fUNERAL GOERS AT THE FUNERAL OF KEN LAY WERE LEFT REALIZING THE OBVIOUS WHEN NO cORPSE FOR THE ALLEGED DECEASED CONVICT WAS sEEN AND THE FAMILY CASUALLY JOKED AND LAUGHED. BUT THIS JUST ADDED TO THE SUSPICION THAT BEGAN AFTER SPOKESWOMAN  FOR THE LAYS, Kimberly Kelly SAID, "A private family celebration will be held at the Aspen Chapel in Aspen, Colorado at 2 pm on Sunday.

  ALLEGEDLY THE The Farnum-Holt Funeral Home in Glenwood Springs, Colorado, was called  by the Pitkin County,  coroner's office to transport Lay's body for autopsy, THIS COULD NOT BE CONFIRMED BECAUSE THE "REPRESENTATIVE" AT THE HOME, THAT MADE THIS CLAIM, REFUSED TO GIVE HER NAME. (DIDNT WANT TO BE INVOLVED...IN WHAT?)

  THE PITKIN CORONER WAS CONVENIENTLY OUT OF TOWN and didn't perform the

autopsy, ANOTHER "DOCTOR" WHO SHARES HIS NAME WITH THE FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD FX AND MAKEUP GURU, ROBERT KURTZMAN...A MAN WITH MORE THEN ENOUGH ABILITY TO CREATE A BELIEVABLE 'CORPSE', WAS BROUGHT IN TO DO IT.

  THE NUG HAS ALSO OBTAINED A COPY OF KENNETH LAYS LIFE INSURANCE POLICY, WHICH   REQUIRED A NINE YEAR WAITING PERIOD BEFORE IT WAS FULLY ACTIVATED. THE 9 YEARS COMPLETED ON JAN 1ST, 2004. THE LAWYER FOR KEN LAY WASN'T IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.

 WE ARE INVESTIGATING TO SEE ITS CURRENT STATUS...IF ACKNOWLEDGED, THE FAMILY IS ANYTHING BUT BROKE.

HERE IS THE CONTRACT IN ITS ENTIRETY

THE FAMILY SAYS IT PLANS ON GETTING RID OF KEN'S ASHES