MORE DOCTORED PHOTOS FOUND PUBLISHED BY NETWORK NEWS
AS IF WE NEEDED ANOTHER DEMONSTRATION TO SHOW HOW OUT OF TOUCH NETWORK NEWS AND THE HEARST GENERATION OF REPORTING HAS BECOME. MORE DOCTORED IMAGES HAVE BEEN UNCOVERED. IF REPORTERS MISS A SMOKE STAMP TEXURE OBVIOUSLY TILED SEVERAL TIMES, THEN THEY ARE MISSING OTHER FACTS AND THIS EXPOSED A MUCH LARGER PROBLEM. WHEN A REAL REPORTER COMES ALONG, THEY BECOME STARS TO A TV AUDIENCE STARVED FOR DATA.
WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS THEY ARE F.E.M.A.TICALLY SLOW TO RESPOND. CNN REPEATS NEWS(OXY MORON?) AD NAUSEUM AND BARELY SQUEEKS OUT 3 HOURS WORTH OF GOSSIP AND YOUTUBE VIDS A DAY. NUG'S GIRLFRIEND COMES HOME FROM THE OFFICE WITH AT LEAST THAT. ITS ALSO MORE INTERESTING THEN 99% OF WHAT YOU HEAR FROM PAULA "CALYPSE" ZAHN, THE ONESIDED JUDGMENT HOUR FROM SOLABOT O'BRIEN, AND THE 100 SECOND DASH FROM COMMERCIAL BREAK TO COMMERCIAL BREAK WITH LARRY KING(I DO ENJOY THE GRUMPY RUSHED PHONE CALLS HE TAKES).
THEY STILL HAVE A COUPLE GOOD REPORTERS. BUT THEY BEST EVOLVE QUICK BECAUSE, CNN, THE MOST CRUSTED NAME IN NEWS, WILL "SEE AN END".
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PICTURE OF FIDEL CASTRO SHOWN ON CNN. AS YOU CAN SEE THE TEXT ON THE LEFT BOTTOM IS NOT PARALLEL WITH THE EDGE OF THE PAPER. THEN LOOKING AT THE SHADOW ON THE RIGHT AND THE BRIGHTNESS OF THE FLASH PROBABLY CREATED A GLARE THAT RENDERED THE TEXT UNREADABLE AND IT WAS THEN EDITED AND THE ORIGINAL TEXT WAS RE-ADDED IF THIS IS THE CASE THOUGH HOW DID HE MANAGE TO KEEP HIS WARM GLOWING WARMING GLOW. HE MAY HAVE PINCHED HIS CHEEKS PRIOR TO THE SHOOT (ONLY WHORES USE ROUGE) BUT EVEN STILL FROM THE ANGLE AT WHICH THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN, HIS EYES SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE TWINKLE. BUT LO, BLACK AS A CANOE RIDE ON A STARLESS NIGHT. FINAL CONCLUSION: THE FAKE PHOTO WAS BOTCHED AND THEY HAD TO DO SEVERAL TOUCHUPS. IM GUESSING THIS IS A STOCK PHOTO OF CASTRO AND WHOEVER TOOK THE PHOTO IN THE ROOM SHOWN HAD SOMEONE SIT AND MIMIC CASTROS POSE AND HOLD THE NEWSPAPER, THINKING THIS WOULD BE THE MOST REALISTIC WAY TO FAKE THE FUNK. THEY PROBABLY SPENT HOURS ON IT AS WELL AND EVENTUALLY SETTLED ON THE ABOVE, EVEN THOUGH THE ERRORS STOOD OUT LIKE OPEN SORES ON HIS.

